Half a Truck, Twice the Fun



This is not just a truck—this is a lifestyle choice. A 5.9 Magnum-powered, doorless, dash-less, river-vented masterpiece of questionable engineering. The seller proudly states it has been “snorkeled,” meaning at some point, someone looked at a perfectly good truck and thought, “You know what this needs? More submarine capabilities.”
Rolling on 15×38.5 tires like it just escaped from a monster truck rally, this Ram has seen things—mud pits, river crossings, and probably a few bad decisions. The missing dash means you won’t be distracted by unnecessary luxuries like gauges or airbags, and if you’re wondering where your passengers will store their belongings, don’t worry—they’ll be holding onto their own sense of survival.
Buy Rating: Absolutely worth it for $1,000 if you need a rolling party, an apocalypse rig, or a vehicle that guarantees people will ask, “What the hell happened to that thing?” If you’re looking for a functional daily driver, keep walking.
St. Paul, NE
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This is what yacht parties will look like in the future after the lakes dry up
Not responsible for STDs from the seats
Needs nothing, assuming hungry bears are not a feature of your neighborhood
Nothing says “I owe 6 months of back child support” like a 94 Dodge Ram.
need more info on maximum depth capabilities
Amazing