From PIT Maneuvers to Parking Lot Burnouts
This ex-police interceptor didn’t just serve—it suffered. As a former PIT training unit, its entire existence revolved around getting slammed into at high speeds for practice, and now the seller is trying to convince you it’s still worth driving. The salvage title is basically a participation trophy for surviving years of abuse, and if this car had a soul, it would have left its body long ago.
The paint job is a tragic mix of sunburned white and faded black, like someone tried to disguise it but gave up halfway through. The mileage is low, but let’s be honest—half of those were spent idling with a cop scrolling through his phone while the other half were spent bouncing off curbs.
Buy Rating: Absolutely not. Running P71s with clean titles sell for less than this, meaning you’re paying extra for the privilege of owning a car that has been repeatedly crashed on purpose. Unless you’re building a demolition derby team, move along.
Las Cruces, NM
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I think it’s cute