The Mobile Health Code Violation
Some vans are built for adventure. Others are built for questionable Craigslist listings and hazmat suits. This 2003 Dodge Ram Van 1500 falls squarely into the latter category, featuring a sagging, stained mattress, a homemade wooden bed frame, and an interior that looks like it was last cleaned with a leaf blower.
The seller assures us it “runs good” and has a clean title, which is impressive considering it looks like it should come with a free tetanus shot. The AC works, so at least you won’t sweat through your clothes while trying to forget what’s been absorbed into that mattress. The flames on the side are a nice touch—if you’re trying to ensure you never get waved through a traffic stop again.
Buy Rating: If you need a cheap van and aren’t bothered by its past, this is one way to spend $2,500. Just bring gloves, bleach, and possibly a biohazard suit.
Golden Valley, AZ
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